The Phantom Flag Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Jeudy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jeudy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.