The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“The QB looks at Jeudy exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Jeudy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
88%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeudy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.