The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jerry Jeudy
Jerry Jeudy · CLE · WR
“Jeudy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jeudy's week
- Jeudy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Jeudy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jeudy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jerry Jeudy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jerry Jeudy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jerry Jeudy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.