The Sideline-Scold Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases McCarthy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCarthy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.