The Pick-Six Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- McCarthy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
90%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McCarthy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.