The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- McCarthy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCarthy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.