The Kneel-Down Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- McCarthy takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
74%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
McCarthy, McCarthy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.