The Late Scratch Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McCarthy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
McCarthy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.