The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McCarthy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
McCarthy, McCarthy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.