The Late Scratch Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- McCarthy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
McCarthy, McCarthy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.