The Intentional Grounding Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- Ref: "Number McCarthy, that's a flag." McCarthy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McCarthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
McCarthy, McCarthy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.