The Checkdown Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McCarthy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McCarthy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.