The Pick-Six Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- McCarthy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
McCarthy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.