The Checkdown Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- Garbage time arrives early for McCarthy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
McCarthy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.