The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- McCarthy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McCarthy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.