The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“The broadcast shows McCarthy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Every deep ball McCarthy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
74%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McCarthy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.