The Bad Snap Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- The broadcast shows McCarthy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Garbage time arrives early for McCarthy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
84%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCarthy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.