The Sideline-Scold Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“A mysterious flag erases McCarthy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- McCarthy slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
82%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCarthy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.