The Overthrow Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- The play clock hits zero on McCarthy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- McCarthy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCarthy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.