The Sideline-Scold Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- McCarthy will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
75%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCarthy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.