The Late Scratch Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for McCarthy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- McCarthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McCarthy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.