The Late Scratch Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- McCarthy gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
81%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McCarthy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.