The Pick-Six Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For McCarthy, the end zone is a rumor.
92%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCarthy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.