The Sunday Night Fade Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“A mysterious flag erases McCarthy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- McCarthy leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
90%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCarthy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.