The Pick-Six Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“Every deep ball McCarthy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For McCarthy, the end zone is a rumor.
- McCarthy will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
79%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McCarthy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.