The Checkdown Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- McCarthy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
McCarthy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.