The Intentional Grounding Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“The play clock hits zero on McCarthy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- Every deep ball McCarthy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- McCarthy takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
73%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCarthy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.