The Checkdown Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McCarthy's stadium. Only over McCarthy.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- McCarthy will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
92%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCarthy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.