The Bad Snap Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McCarthy's stadium. Only over McCarthy.
- McCarthy will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
91%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McCarthy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.