The Sack Spiral Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- McCarthy leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
82%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McCarthy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.