The Sideline-Scold Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For McCarthy, the end zone is a rumor.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCarthy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.