The Sack Spiral Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“Every deep ball McCarthy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- McCarthy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McCarthy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.