The Bad Snap Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ref: "Number McCarthy, that's a flag." McCarthy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McCarthy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.