The Hamstring Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- McCarthy throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
91%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
McCarthy, McCarthy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.