The Sack Spiral Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
McCarthy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.