The Overthrow Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For McCarthy, the end zone is a rumor.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McCarthy's stadium. Only over McCarthy.
88%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McCarthy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.