The Hamstring Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- McCarthy leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
72%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCarthy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.