The Checkdown Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- McCarthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McCarthy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Caleb Williams
- Jayden Daniels
- Malik Nabers
- Justin Herbert
- Cam Skattebo
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.