The Overthrow Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- McCarthy gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
74%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCarthy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.