The Checkdown Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For McCarthy, the end zone is a rumor.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McCarthy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.