The Pick-Six Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For McCarthy, the end zone is a rumor.
- McCarthy slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
85%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
McCarthy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.