The Sideline-Scold Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- A mysterious flag erases McCarthy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- McCarthy will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
80%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCarthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.