The Intentional Grounding Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McCarthy's stadium. Only over McCarthy.
- McCarthy audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
87%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCarthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.