The Checkdown Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McCarthy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.