The Phantom Flag Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“Every deep ball McCarthy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- The play clock hits zero on McCarthy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- McCarthy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCarthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.