The Checkdown Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- McCarthy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
McCarthy, McCarthy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.