The Intentional Grounding Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- McCarthy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
81%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McCarthy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.