The Phantom Flag Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McCarthy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.