The Mystery Tweak Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- McCarthy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
74%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
McCarthy, McCarthy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.