The Sack Spiral Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“A mysterious flag erases McCarthy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- McCarthy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McCarthy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.